Books by SIMON

Eat Dessert First is for my love of food and sharing my favorites with you.

Hi, I’m Lillie. Previously a magazine editor, I became a full-time mother and freelance writer in 2017. I spend most of my time with my kids and husband over at The Brown Bear Family.


Dont give outsiders advice; only the villiage
Never let an outsider meet Olivia
Olivia advice only; give must: grr
Double down when youre tired; tomorrow then
Be more understanding of feedback
Destroy your opponent
Destroy your opponent again when they smile
Save money; suck pretty pretties
Never share how you really feel
Shower mwfsasa
Journal twice a month
Defend the right to take your meds
Hug Olivia; Praise Olivia; Manifest Olivia: Love
Never go Fr3dz!LLAH unless alone in the studio
Work 6 years then bounce; w pretty pretties
Renew your soul weekly; quietly sit st!LL
Never sacrifice youre integrity by goin cl!nk
Listen to & V!be to JAŸ-Z daily; tristate wuddup
Write down all of what nay say slings; giggle
Find some1 2rowModUhL 4; will release demons
Say thank you to Jesus bc Yahweh still listens
Tell Olivia Thank You; then narrative “why TY”
Read the Galations Fruit of the Spirit
Understand why Jesus yearns 4 “cheerfulness”
Read wikipedia; then read the New Yorker Mag
Find a Tiny Desk Concert you can vibe too
Find out why 42 matters in a 24 hour day
Find why ameobas, water, the moon compare
Learn about OperationB4Jupiter; read list again
Find the diff: Google Phone v Hype Phone
Get mad = get motivated; no pyscho DoNoHarm
Learn why you gotta get all the vowels 2 1 side
What is the Milleñial Revolution smarty phone
[Insert idea here]
(Moderately price at fair market value here)
Its my birthday & i’ll fly if i want2; lemme breeve
Who is J. E. Hoover on 150th Street